Dad Dad Dadly

So I was having a twitter conversation with @DadatworkNJ and was inspired to rewrite Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice and here is the entire finished product!

Dad Dad Dadly

Yo, KID, Let's kick it!

Dad Dad Baby, Dad Dad Baby
All right stop, Elaborate and listen
Dad is back with my brand new inception
Something grabs my legs tightly
Parenting like a Dad daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yeah when they grow
Turn on the light it's the DAD show
To the diaper that I never mishandle
Light stove to heat up the soup from Campbell

Clean, Go rush the floor with brooms
I'm filling you with food so you aren't running on fumes
Dadly, when I play in the land of candy
I'm just your dad not a masked vigilante
Love it never leave it, I am your dad all day
You be on top of it, The kid is at play
If there is a bobo, Yo, I'll kiss it
Check this out as daddy solves it

Dad Dad Dadly, Dad Dad Dadly
Dad Dad Dadly, Dad Dad Dadly


Now dad being dad that is something
With the balls kicked in, still up for jumping
Quick to the point, to the remember no shaking
Cooking Moms like a cake for baking
Fixing rips and tears while wearing a thimble
Kids go crazy for the mouse symbol
Building the kids into winners like a Debartolo
I'm on my own during the day flying solo
Enduring the juvenile mermaid show
The smiles and laughter make the room glow
The career  on standby, I' a stay at home dad that's why
Did you care? No – I gave this dad thing a try
Kept on till they fill the diaper with a plop
Watch out do step on that block
That block was done

Yo – so I continued to DAD Fatherhood Ave.
Kids were ruling like a mussolini
Refusing to even eat zucchini
Jealous 'cause I'm home raising mine
Kids with the toys and Daddy at the head of the line
Ready for the haters that try to call
The haters acting I'll cause play dad at all
Lego ranged out as the fell
Wait what is that smell
Checking all the diapers real fast
Only to find out it was just gas
Bumper to bumper the mini van is packed
I'm trying to get home before dad is attacked
Babies on the prowl, You know what I mean
They climbs up my leg, looking like nap fiends
If there is a bobo, Yo, I'll kiss it
Check this out as daddy solves it

Dad Dad Dadly, Dad Dad Dadly
Dad Dad Dadly, Dad Dad Dadly

Doctor Seuss is my lyrical poet
Teaching life lessons in case you didn't know it
My house, that created all the fun around
Enough to make superman leap the building in a bound
'Cause my kids like to take milk an make it spill
Parenting rhymes that make your wife run for the pill
Dad being the primary caregiver, heck of a concept
Dads generate the hype and you want to step on us
Dads won't trade, even getting kicked in the balls by a baby ninja
So hard and fast, Other Dads say, "damn"
Serving the kids yummy toast and jam
They're Hercules and I'm their Zeus
I have to go one just dropped a deuce...
If there is a bobo, Yo, I'll kiss it
Check this out as daddy solves it

Dad Dad Dadly, Dad Dad Dadly
Dad Dad Dadly, Dad Dad Dadly

Yo, kid lets have fun! I'm not your mother!

Dad Dad Dadly Too cool, Dad Dad Dadly Too cool Too cool
Dad Dad Dadly Too cool, Dad Dad Dadly Too cool Too cool